tagging pics of female idols
tagging pics of male idols
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
don’t tell me your child is 43 months old or some crap like that i don’t wanna be whipping out my ti-89 every time you tell me how old your kid is
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
She on beat like a muhhfucka
This was honestly cute
ashtonirwin: I have a beard and we have a book… I’m scared
What do you even do for 14 hours in a plane OMG.
You watch documentaries on pirates of the 1600’s trade routes I LEARNED SO MUCH.
Welcome To New York - Taylor Swift
I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
when a mutual unfollows you first
so then you unfollow them right back
5SOS throwback ⟶ Wherever You Are by Luke Hemmings at KOKO, London